Ask and you shall receive. Behold - The Majestic Moose
oh my god
send help
I am actually choking and in painnnn I’m too sick to laugh this hard gonna throw up
Things I find strangely pretty: dust swimming in the afternoon sun.
i’ve been waiting for this gif to pop back up in my dash for forever
such simply things
omg
my mommy used to tell me they were sun fairies
Actually, I think you’ll find it’s the Vashta Nerada.
OMG
BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE OUT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM AND THEN START A BLOODY REVOLUTION
AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU THOUGH
BUT YOU SAY I’M AN OPPRESSOR AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH
NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LOAN YOU SOME WEAPONS AND TAKE MY FACE OFF OF YOUR MONEY
I GUESS I SHOULDN’T BLAME YOU THOUGH
NOW YOU’RE JUST A COUNTRY THAT I USED TO OWN
